Wed, 11 Jan 2012

Reconnaissance.

I purposefully don't tend my front yard much. It's difficult for people to plant burning crosses in hard clay.

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Measure once, cut twice.

See? You had to make a second trip. I thought you guys were all computerized now.

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Halfway done.

Come back, UPS man! I'm expecting two packages!

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Animal control.

Here comes that idiot who won't walk his dog on a leash. Inevitable lawsuit is inevitable.

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Delivery.

Thanks for the menu, Jack. Your food's actually not too bad.

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Friendly visit.

Heya, neighbor. No snark here, I don't mind sharing tools.

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Still not from the city.

My water quality is fine, you high-school dropout crook. Come around with more pH test strips and you'll go with them shoved in your hat.

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Bored.

Hey neighbor kid! While you're here can you sweep up?

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No through traffic.

You can't do a three point turn here, especially not on 22 wheels.

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No candy for you.

The tradition dictates costumes. No Halloween treats for you punks.

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Welcome!

I don't order pizza that much any more.

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We're not from the city.

My water quality is fine. Take your clipboard and get lost.

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