| Perky's Dad decided to watch a TV Nature show. Usually he felt sick when he watched Nature TV but this one had a monkey with a nose like a peter and Perky's Dad thought it might be good. It started out telling about how it rained there all the time. | Perky's Dad said "That's like Sacramento" (which is where Perky's Dad did many safe butthole selections.) There was a bathhouse there by a stockyard & the smell made Perky's Dad want to puke but he got used to it like he got used to commercials and hearing about people killing each other all the time. | Perky's Dad thought queers were best because instead of fighting & killing they safely selected each other's buttholes instead & then had love from that. Perky's Dad told Perky that he could be a queer and Perky said THAT'S GOOD. ["Oh Mary!"] [only pretend that Perky can talk.] |