From dbc3@po.cwru.edu Sun May 5 20:30:37 CDT 1996 Article: 193609 of rec.arts.comics.misc From: damon crumpler Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc Subject: META: what i hated about what i hated Date: 4 May 1996 05:24:01 GMT Organization: Case Western Reserve University Lines: 124 well, let's get to it: Schooley: ".... And here we have Talon buttfucking Robaza. Talon-' I Loved it!' Robaza- 'Moan. I'm almost dead. And it's all becuase of that racist Schooley!' -Vituperatively, C." Patman: I think that was rather harsh, and ill-conceived. Schooley: No, it was funny. Christingingly, C. Patman: Not. You're just egging them on. Schooley: Well, they derserve it. The paranoid fantasies you just stated show me you derserve it, too. Densely, C. Dave Good: I agree with Patman-- he has a point, you know. Schooley: I'm not listening to you! You haven't understood a word I've said! Nanee Nanee Nanee, Neneer Neneer Plonk! Plonkingly, C. Talon: Oh, Christine, my darling cunt. Where would I be without your love to guide me? -Talon the buttfucker. Schooley: Oh, come off it, Mr. Parrot Head. Say something original. Lovingly, C. Talon: Well, that tears it. You're one of THEM. -Talon the outcast. Schooley: One of who? Inquisitively, C. Talon: You know, Them! -Talon Not Them Schooley: -WHO-?? Wholy, C. Talon: Well, it's -obvious- who They are! -Talon the Guideless Elayne me down to Chaput: Talon, Dear, could you please tell us just who they are, and what they want? Talon: Elayne, They're.... well... I don't know, really. I have my suspicions, and there's lots of evidence all around, and you may even be one yourself, but more I cannot say... -Talon the Wants to Be One Too. Patman: It's people like this who make me want to leave *rac. forever. But before I go, i must drive away one more person: my apprentice, Dave Good. To do this, I must once again engage in my alter ego, IXHOPOTATO GROTNICK IXHOPOTATO GROTNICK: You will never get rid of these people-- newsgroups are a genetically determined aspect of human behavior. damon: well, if you want to get down to it, it is the inherent aspect of conflict demonstrated within all of us that produces the social construct of the "keyboard", and of the "newsgroup", which is just an artificial perception created by sympathetic movements of our fingertips as we stare at glowing objects puported to be computer screens. so there really is no such thing as this newsgfoup, as ted would tell you if he hadn't evaporated much the same as god did in adams's book. --why do those in the know continually ask why? Do Not Go Glenntly: Did someone mention the figment? Not even a whole fig, really; and it's a shame-- me and Mom fed him all of those vitamins when he was just a fragment. Where did we go wrong? And I'm still awaiting his fig facts FAQ fax. // "Hippity Hoppity, Sex and Death." A Cool Band.// Johanna: Damon, you're completely ignoring the existence of everyone else on the net, and it is this continual denial that is responsible for the genital mutilations in Africa. ===Will Work For Comics==== damon: i'm sorry, Johanna, but i was merely referring to the construct as it applies to to conflict, and i didn't want to bring in africa ta this point. --Why bother? Schooley: None of which changes the fact that the people I'm insulting deserve my wrath, or that I have singlehandedly taught them a lesson, or that your wheedling and sucking up you just stated make you less of a man. Conflictingly, C. Talon: That's not all I deserve from you. Talon Deservingly. Kal-el: Hey, Assholes: can't we just get along? \\ "I Love you, Man"\\ Jim Smith: Hey, I'm all for that. In fact, the Iconoclasts have disbanded due to their inability to help me in my quest for world domination. That and the loss of my epigram powers. So, I am forming a new, insidiously evil group, called Up With Netters. _Jim "Get Along With This" Smith_ Colonel Calamity: Hear Hear!! Mike Smith: What he said!! THE HIGH: THE HIGH'S work here is done. THE HIGH has united this retarded group of mentally challenged, bed wetting droolers with Love under the word of God, and THE HIGH has resolved all of these petty conflicts, as THE HIGH predicted THE HIGH would three years ago. These retards have realized that funnyboks are neat, and that THE HIGH can lead this new Up With Netters with THE HIGH'S wisdom and insights into the minds of these funnybook fans. @@@ Loving Gobs more than Oodles@@@ -- Why did those who maintain that "you can't legislate morality" vote overwhelmingly for the Communications Decency Act?