The reference log I get for queries to my web page never ceases to amuse me. Here's some more examples of the dumb queries people make, and the responses they get.
The scary thing is, these searches are actually "successful." That is, some (but not all) of the terms occur on my web pages. However, they don't necessarily end up next to each other. People should learn to put quote marks around words they intend to show up next to each other, and not use search engines like Lycos that don't allow that feature.
MetaSpy shows what people are searching for at MetaCrawler.
See what people are Asking Jeeves (no doubt filtering out the indecent propositions.)
See also The Lycos Top 50
People have looked for:
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